organic panic
when a douchy, moccasin wearing, cool bearded hipster dude and his equally douchy girlfriend named kale, who breastfeeds a baby that’s not hers, can’t find an organic product at the supermarket and they go apesh-t.
trader joe’s at night, probably on earth day. douchy female breastfeeding baby that’s not hers: (flabbergasted) “what the f-ck? where’s the organic quinoa? there’s no organic quinoa! hipster dude: (screaming effeminately at a trader joe’s crewman ) “where’s the organic quinoa? this is the 21st century, they don’t have these problems in canada man.” loudspeaker : “organic panic aisle 3, i repeat, organic panic aisle 3. prepare for inevitable hissy fit, words of ent-tlement , and of course, vote for bernie discourse.
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