Orgasm Harvester
a person who performs an -rg-sm harvest.
physiologically, it is easier for a man to harvest multiple -rg-sms from a woman because men usually need to rest between -rg-sms.
one theory behind why a person would be an -rg-sm harvester is low self-esteem, much like why some women become sl-ts.
one theory explaining why some men in particular would be an -rg-sm harvester is if a typical nice guy gets stuck in the friend zone with every woman he meets, when he finally does get to have s-x, he pleasures the h-ll out of her with the hopes he can do it again in the future.
jack: you missed one h-ll of a party. throughout the night, jill kept sneaking off with random dudes and sucking them off. she must’ve pleasured half the guys there!
jim: wow, talk about your -rg-sm harvester.
candy: lee seems like a decent enough guy, but he’s probably nothing special in the sack.
sarah: i disagree, my friend hooked up with him and it turns out he’s an -rg-sm harvester.
candy: that’s hot.
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