orgu


orgu – the greatest thing known to mankind. description : it is a ominous looking latex ball filled with water and hangs off a stretchable latex tether of the same colour. the power of orgu lies in the fact that it feels like a b–b not b–bs but just a b–b. this “t-t”ular singularity is its greatest power – since whichever straight man or lesbo girl holds orgu is transported to a realm where he/she is holding a b–b and therefore his/her disposition corresponds to this situation which is generally calm and controlled. hence orgu controls all…

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before orgu: shut the f-ck up donny….
after orgu: aww donny, you shouldnt speak so much…ooh

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