occurs when one *j*c*l*t*s through every orifice of the body: ears, nose, mouth, etc. it is described as a very powerful feeling, many times more powerful than one’s average daily splooge. a test conducted last year revealed that the orifice *j*c*l*t**n has a hormone release 69 times greater than that of masturbation, cocaine, and shrooms combined.
note: the ability to orifice *j*c*l*t* is extremely rare, so rare that certain people exalt them as rulers or even deities. this is known as orificism.
i just can’t wait to tell my wife i had an orifice *j*c*l*t**n last night
- biggie cheese
one of the best rappers coming in 2017 dude, did you hear biggie cheese’s new alb*m. it’s 🔥🔥🔥 the nickname of your black friend who is amazing at free styling; these friends are generally from the hood *biggie cheese walks in* “hey im biggie cheese*
tell this word in excitement after completing a task without skill. i won a raffle for tickets to hawaii. “eyeet”
un-be-f*cking-lievable “trump hires christian fundamentalist who doesn’t believe in public schools as secretary of education” — ubfl!
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