oringutan
so you know what an orangutan is right? just for a little background, orangutans are the only exclusively asian genus of extant great ape. the largest living arboreal animals, they have proportionally longer arms than the other, more terrestrial, great apes.
basically an oringutan is a girl that appears to have longer arms than most because of the weight of her engagement/wedding ring. so when she walks, her arm is so heavy, both arms swing faster and look longer than most.
kim kardashian was an oringutan.
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