Orphan Bat


a bat usually carved from the bones of previous orphans who stumbled upon your lawn, usually has cheese grader attachments as well as a nailgun to maximize pain and suffering in said orphan or orphans. also a term used when somebody with no friends is annoying you.
when the girl would not leave my friend alone about his hair color, he turned to me and shouted “fetch me my orphan bat!”

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