Orrich
a suburb in north west england. after driving around helplessly wondering where the f-ck it is, your friend who lives there tells you it’s actually spelt “horwich”
mel: wtf i have used up ££/$$ of fuel driving around looking for orrich i must phone my friend and ask for help…. dude where tf is this orrich?
person from orrich: just look for the signs you’re literally around the corner
mel, spotting the sign reading the sign for horwich that she’s driven past 1,000 times “f-ck!”
a town near bolton in north west england. actually written as “horwich” but pr-nounced by the locals as above, many an hour can be spent driving around its proximity wondering where the f-ck it is having only seen signs for horwich
visitor “excuse me mate can you tell me where orrich is?”
local “aye this is orrich, love!” points to a sign reading “horwich”
visitor “ffs!”
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