Osinsky


the ultimate level one can achieve on the creepy scale. signals one is nearing an osinsky state: standing solo and staring for 5-10 minute intervals. the stare must present a look that questions the mental capability of the starer, and/ or whether they have a potential concussion, extremely tight clothes, a general unattractiveness, a few catch phrases and limited vocabulary that makes no sense to anyone or the situation. other signals include kissing/ grabbing people you have never met before, shoving their hands down your pants, and playing with action figures over the age of 10.
when jim realized he couldn’t win rachel over with words and staring alone, he pulled an osinsky and shoved her hand down his pants to feel the ‘girth’.

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