Osiris Poser


one of those kids who always wear osiris shoes to school and claim they skate but they don’t. they also think they are so awesome for wearing them even though they are big, bulky, really shiny, and annoying to look at with those huge letters and flashy colors to get your attention. it’s okay if you wear osiris shoes that are low profile and regular looking, just not the big ones with huge letters that spell “osiris” on the tongue and back of the shoe.
dude: wow, look at anthony and his r-t-rded looking osiris shoes.

dude #2: yeah, i heard he is full of himself for wearing them.

dude: what an osiris poser.

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