Ostrich dive
to ostritch dive, one needs to consider the complexity of such a maneuver. first aquire lubricants and various oils. secondly, aquire flexible female reproductive organs (grandmothers recommended). then proceed by inserting lubricated head slowly but firmly into the females front bottom.
“yo dave! you get with becky last night?”
“yea man! she even let me ostrich dive her!!”
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