ostrich neck


verb

1. the act of concealing one’s erection from view. commonly practiced by lying on the stomach at the beach and burying an erection in the sand.
oh man did you see the tiny bikini on that honey? ack i have a b-n-r! hold on. i gotta ostrich neck it.

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