ostriching
when the bed moves so much you create a hole between the headboard and the mattress. then you push the girls head in the hole and trap her in there, with her -ss in the air.
the s-x was so hard last night the bed moved two feet. so i decided to try ostriching .
verb; the act of running while being engaging in the stand and carry s-xual position.
the penetrating partner runs, while carrying the receiving partner whose arms are wrapped around his neck, and legs around his waist, having the v-g-n- or -n-s penetrated by the man’s p-n-s, thus resembling a sprinting ostrich.
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i was f-cking this b-tch on the beach when the po-po turned up, so i picked her up and we ostriched outta there!
the wedding took a strange turn when jack and molly started ostriching up and down the church aisle.
john: fancy some ostriching?
jane: what’s ostriching?
john:
jane: oh my!
like the act of planking or owling, the person digs a hole in the ground and places their head inside to resemble an ostrich with its head in the ground. which then they take a picture and upload it for their friends to see.
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ostrich-ing: to stick your mug in anything while your hands are on your hips with your elbows pointing up.
yo, i was ostrich-ing on some chicks crotch all night, bro.
verb. the act of one person hopping onto another person’s back so that the “top” person is sitting on the “bottom’s” lower back with his/her legs wrapped around the bottom’s waist. usually seen with the bottom sprinting around while the top pecks his/her head backwards and forwards. flip-flopping the roles of top and bottom can occur, but are very rare.
i just saw peter and daniel ostriching down the street p-ssing everybody off. i always thought peter was the top, but i guess i was wrong.
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(v.t./v.i.) to believe wrongly that someone is a friend; to trust unwisely. example: “i thought i could count on bob, but it seems i was just pallucinating.” “i think i can count on someone’s support, but it usuallu turns out that i pallucinate.”
- plutor
an imaginary land one may venture to when heavily intoxicated. most often occurs after the consumption of alcohol and cannabis. john was twisted last night, he went to plutor!
- pronuse
when you don’t know what you’re promising she wanted me to promise, but i had to pr-nuse.
- 8 days a week
an expression to exaggerate how hardcore a continuous activity can be. “yo, so i started this hardcore brosplit.” “what, is it like 8 days a week.” “yo, totally.”
- Quickie Mop
after a s-xual act, a quick cleanup without showering she wore him out all night; he better do a quickie mop before he p-sses out or his c-ck will be glued to his belly in the morning