Oswell


an uncommon surname originating from greek god ‘zeus’ which means they are at the top of the banter scale and rule over the peasants. oswells always want to have fun but if you get on the wrong side of them you will suffer great conciquences as the name oswell also originates from the hades the g-d of the underworld.
you don’t want to get on the wrong side of an oswell!

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