other girlfriend
for people who are right handed its the left hand for people who are left handed than its your right hand.
if you break your dominate hand you use your other hand to m-st-rb-t- as in literally “other girlfriend”
guy one “dude i broke my hand so now i have to other girlfriend it.”
guy two “that sucks.”
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