OTPHJ

over-the-pants-hand-job. distant cousin of the dry hump.
i can’t have s-x because my parents are home. will you settle for a otphj?
the act, better known as an “over the pants handjob,” occurs when one partner, engaged in a heavy petting or makeout session, vigorously rubs their partner’s package from above said partner’s pants/shorts/slacks/jorts. it can be used for mutual pleasure and/or sizing up a new partner.
the flying pacheco used the otphj to get to know her various conquests before getting her hands dirty.

the otphj or “over the pants hand jobs” are easier to do in public than a utphj and far less expensive than a zj, the otphj is the hottest thing to hit 2008 since devin bought the leopard, zebra, and cheetah slap bracelets on ebay. otphjs are, in a word, awesome. otphjs are often seen under the table at resturants, chiling poolside, movie theatres, and sometimes on the chinatown bus from ny to dc. calvin klein even makes a special boxer brief designed specifically for othpjs (ask dan m for product information).
dan just got a mean otphj while wearing his magical boxer shorts. what a lucky guy!
noun 1 over the pants hand jiggity. 2 over trouser p-n-s hand job. somthing to be done underneath the dinner table while at girlfreind’s parents house and/or the only s-xual act that is willing to be performed by females brought up in well-to-do suburbs of detroit.
1 during highschool most girls wern’t into banging so i had to resort to otphj’s. 2 i was at a girls house having dinner with her parents and i was on the receving end of an otphj under the table.
over the pants hand job
she’s a good christian. only make out sessions and otphj’s.
over the pants hand jibber
friend 1: bro, how did your date go last night?
friend 2: it went good dude, we got a little tipsy and it ended up with her giving me an otphj.
friend 1: an over-the-pants-hand-jibber? nice! maybe next time you’ll have the b-lls to just whip it out.
friend 2: one jibber and a time, my man, one jibber at a time.
over the pants hand job
1. occurs while both the male and female are intoxicated and the female still has inhibitions about a full fledged hook up. the most common cause of chafing of the p-n-s.
2. what the female views as a good way to turn her partner on and the male feels as the most painful method of getting an erection.
3. can happen as a random female walks by, these are warranted and never argued with.
t.pimp wakes up after a party and is asked if he ‘got’ anything; ‘no man, all she gave me was an o.t.p.h.j. and now my d-ck hurts!’

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