ottilias will always be by your side. they are so pretty but don’t know know it. they can be shy at first, but once you are friends with them, you won’t regret it. ottilias always have huge smiles on their faces, making them even more beautiful!
“friend: i’m friends with an ottilia. i’m so glad i got to know her! she has a great personality!”
literally the prettiest girl out there! she has multiple friends and is very good at making eye contact. she’s an amazing listener and will put up with anything you do or day. even if your a pain in the left cheek sometimes, she will still love you for who you are truly deep down inside. […]
a genre of films that includes cars, sometimes post-apocalyptic or dystopian settings and also lots of car chases. also this includes rival biker gangs and motorists struggling to survive in a harsh environment. the mad max movies are good examples of the speedpunk genre.
a triphasic measurement of the extent of stench, the decibel level, and the length of an emission of flatus. that one most certainly measured a 10-10-10 on my fartometer.
- lily moore
best person in the world. likes cheetos and hates people named carlos. wow lily moore is cool
- half roller
when you take a dump that’s so messy and so wipe resistant that you practically need half a roll of toilet paper just to clean yourself off husband: would you mind changing the tp in the downstairs bathroom, hon? wife: huh? i just changed it the other day husband: yeah, i know, but that was […]