Ottoman Prison
the situation that results when, during a game of backgammon, you have built on your side a series of blocks (two pieces on each point), such that the opponent is trapped, unable to escape.
(see turkish prison for a related term.)
(during a backgammon game.)
you: “haha! you are now in an ottoman prison and cannot escape! if this was a turkish prison you might be able to get out, but this is an ottoman prison. sorry my friend, you are not going anywhere for awhile …”
your opponent: “d-mn.”
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