ottoman standoff


when a developer and a designer refuse to get up and go to the other’s desk so instead just sit there and exchange chat messages and graphics to get their job done.
since the office was so large and both of them had a gigantic lunch and were suffering from food coma, calvin and roderic were currently stuck in an ottoman standoff

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