Ouch Couch
it’s where women sit when they back talk to a higher power, aka man.
b-tch, talk back to me again. i’ve got two open seats on the ouch couch.
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- ouch'd
when someone gets hurt, embar-ssed, or something bad, but in a funny way, happens to someone, you say they got ouch’d. only use this term in a playful manner when somethig funny happens to someone and when they will not get mad at you for saying this term. when to say ouch’d: if tom trips […]
- d-line
short for the word deadline “man, i would hang tonight, but i got a d-line looming.” the second suavest man ever and the s-xiest b-ss player “d-mn look a d-line shread that b-ss”
- fuckeling
a mixture of cuddling and f-cking. also: f-ckle, f-ckled my girlfriend and i were f-ckeling last night. when s-x is -ssumed to happen but all you end up doing is cuddling. we were f-ckeling all night. to be f-cking around with something whilst being an annoying sh-t head. example 1: walter is f-ckeling around with […]
- false as forty arseholes
of someone insincere and two-faced. “don’t tell her anything – she’s as false as forty -rs-holes.”
- Log drifter
a fart that p-sses past a log in your -n-s that’s extra stank. jose fell out due to the log drifter i sent out. wonder if he can taste it?