Ouderkirk
“special consideration needs to be taken when dealing with one of these individuals. they are clever, sly and smarter than you… be aware, stay on your toes. their brilliant and eloquent outspokenness is only over shadowed by their awe inspiring physical beauty. their charm is near g-dlike. i highly recommend showering them with all of your worldly affection and valuables immediately upon meeting one.”
for instance… “i ran into an ouderkirk once and woke up three days later naked as a jay bird in a prison lockup 3 states away.”
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