out-bake
when someone obnoxious dis-respects you’re baking skills by contradicting you’re judgement towards the preparedness and readiness of what you are baking.
“honey i think the roast beef is ready”, proclaimed jared.
“no it isn’t leave it in for 5 more minutes or else it will be soggy”, replies jane.
“why do you always out-bake me! thats it! i wanna a divorce”, adds jared.
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