out of spoons
completely out of energy or motivation for the day. particularly used by those suffering from a disease or disability of some kind.
source: the spoon theory by christine miserandino ( butyoudontlooksick.com/spoons.htm )
“sorry, i can’t come over tonight. i ran out of spoons.”
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