OuterMonvolia
a cyber-world leper colony comprised of hillbillies, rednecks, and trailer park all stars. outermonvolia exists only to host sausage parties and to perform the ancient spartan warrior d-ck dance. the d-ck dancers or sword fighters conduct on-line parties with a preponderance of partic-p-nts being males. what few females who might be lurking are always c-ck blocked. outermonvolians often spend an inordinate amout of time trying to find a “keyhole” and crazily dabbing at the area around it. many outermolians are cutters that ginormous sweaty man-t-tties
jim: “how was the outermonvolia last night?”
kevin: “it was pretty good, but most of the people there were d-ck dancing.”
jim: “so it was a sausage party?”
kevin: “i don’t know about that ya d-ck sting, because although there were some women there, there were even fewer straight men there.”
jim: in fact old noogavol took it in the chili chute!
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