Outfield


a band that was big in the 80’s but not one gives a f-ck about them now…according to the jerky boys.
silverman: what position do you want to play?
caller: the outfield
silverman: hey -sshole, i gotta make money on you. we need you up front where the cameras can see you. the outfield was big in the 80’s but no one gives a f-ck about them now.

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