Oven Closed


an expression used to declare to your fellow male friends that an attractive women is nearby. simple and random, it can be shouted across a room and not raise too much attention.
“oven closed.”
-everyone looks around hectically-

“man i think i left my oven closed”
-everyone casually looks around to not get caught-

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