over-pooped
similar to over-slept but instead of a delicious sleep making you late, a delicious lengthy p–p makes you late. or some times agonizing constipation, or high- fiber poo. whatever the case, you have to call in late because you were “delayed” “held up in traffic” etc. your family and closest friends know the truth.
man on toilet: “honey , please call my boss. tell him i’ll be 15 minutes late. i’m held up in traffic.”
wife: “looks like you over-p–ped again.”
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