Over the Pants Squeeze Tease
an accidental d-ck-grab when one is unbalanced or falling over and reaches for something to grab onto for support. this usually lasts for a short period of time, followed by a considerable amount of awkwardness, so it is considered a ‘tease’ rather than a full squeeze job. bonus points getting the whole hand around the girth of the p-n-s.
when i was at the ice skating rink last week, i gave my friend an over the pants squeeze tease, after which i bruised my tailbone on the ice.
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