oversleptomania
oversleptomania is a mood state characterized by sudden panic or fear attributed to oversleeping and realizing your entire day is screwed. most severe when one realizes they are late for work.
mr. manager: “bill, this is the 3rd time you’ve been late for work. you’ve missed a number of significant meetings.”
bill: “i’m sorry sir. i have a serious condition. it’s called oversleptomania. i’m actually starting an affinity group for oversleptomaniacs in our company, in order to provide support and counseling.”
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