Owen Pomroy
owen pomroy is an obsessive of people of the female origin he blatantly m-st-rb-t-s over a3 pictures of girls, he has the smallest d-ck in the world some say he doesnt have one, also when playing xbox his dad sneaks up on him with a baseball bat and beats him
woah dave is obsessing with that girl what an owen pomroy
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