ownfest


1. a festival of being owned
2. jotalia’s life
3. the ending of being owned e.g. graduating chemical engineering from the university of michigan alive and mental/physical health relatively intact
jordan: my life is an ownfest

get pumped: che senior bar crawl 2010 was the ownfest of the century!

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