ownmyballs


hes 12 years old irl
hes cant flame for sh-t
he buys kingduffys junk all day every day
just got 0wned by the rev56 again
kingduffy: do you want gold star
ownmyb-lls: yes yes omg i will suck you e-d-ck for gold star omggggg?r@!$@:t”%£:ty”$:%y
kingduffy: buy my 20m junk
ownmyb-lls: anything for you baby pop your c-ck out pl0x

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