Ownzjoo


an unpleasant, arrogant, conceited, egotistical, ignorant, unsophisticated, anti-social, bi-polar son of a b-tch who lacks the moral values that 99% of the world possess. a man who rivals, but ultimately exceeds the flaming gayness of richard simmons by epic proportions. spends an exorbitant amount of time sleeping because he enjoys dreaming about giving men bl-w j-bs and reach arounds. likes the taste of c-m, but loves the taste of c-m when it comes from another man’s -ss. see -n-l creampie. may post false definitions of himself on urban dictionary in hopes that other men will give him a rim job. known as the tyrannical teabagger to his gay friends. exercise extreme caution when approaching ownzjoo because he may: 1. curse violently at you for no apparent reason and/or 2. knock you unconscious in an attempt to have -n-l s-x with your lifeless body.
1. oh no, here comes ownzjoo. quick, lets commmit suicide so we don’t have to put up with his bullsh-t.
the most righteously radical dude around. often sporting some sk-nk ho’s that he loaf whaps. can take any other m-th-rf-cko to school and back ten fold. enjoys himself some b–bies.
d-mn g, that ownzjoo is one crazy m-th-f-cko!

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