oxford, connecticut
nothing touches this town. it is a safe haven to the “big bad world”, that apparently children need to be hidden from. the oldest people in the town are hicks. the other people, tend to be wealthy hicks whose kids are sp-wns of selfishness and chanel. its crazy out here, parties suck, people suck, sh-tty drugs, etc. home of the wolverines. woot, woot.
i live in oxford, connecticut! i have no idea what the world is like!
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