Oxford Surprise
an oxford surprise is when a door is opened in front of you and the person behind it squirts a load of their s-m-n into your eye.
obviously, this takes a lot of planning and accuracy.
the oxford reference is because that is where it was conceived.
“oy, where’s jack?”
“jack’s in the bathroom”
“why?”
-big grin-
“oxford surprise!”
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