Oxyconstipated


constipation induced by oxycontin.
“get outta there b-tt sludge, i need to use the toilet. you’ve been in there all nite you hillbilly heroine-popping degenerate.”

“you should go use the bathroom in the lobby of the four seasons or something since i’m not going anywhere fast. i make no apologies sir for i am oxyconstipated.”

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