Oxygen Bandit


demeaning description of a human, who is of no use or benefit for our planet and/or society. as do all humans during their lifetime, he/she will always use oxygen to survive, but because of the nature of the human, they will never use this resource in a constructive, positive, or useful manner. therefore they are deemed as stealing oxygen from earth’s atmosphere, i.e an oxygen bandit. can be used in similar fashion as: sc-m , pathetic , loser
“your brother is the biggest loser i know, i he’s defiantly a oxygen bandit”

“…no i dont want any cheap smack you oxygen bandit!”
senior and/or other individuals seen pulling around tanks of oxygen to aid in respiration
“check out that f-ckin’ oxygen bandit”

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