oxyidiot
a phrase that doesn’t quite go together but isn’t a full blown oxymoron, but makes you think if that’s even possible.
nate: have you ever messed with any gothic chicks before?
toh: na. i can’t really get into all the black makeup and lipstick.
nate: i used to date this beautiful goth chick.
toh:? (after thinking for 15 sec.) that’s an oxyidiot
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