Oxymoredorkious


a dork that uses oxymorons all the time trying to be cool!!
i’m an oxymoredorkious. i like your big b–bs!!

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    to be entirely ignored by a friend or treated at a lower friendship level than the relationship calls for. “i saw wes today at blue baker. i told him to sit with us but he just said ‘that’s alright’ and sat at the table right behind me. i’ve never been oat manned so hard in […]

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    similar to being sodomized, only this time it’s the government that’s pranging the taxpayer in the -ss. if congress p-sses obama’s health care bill, the entire country will be obamonized.

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    any human or animal who has enough fat to take up at least three chairs at an airport. “whoa, check out that obese hunter.”

  • obfustate

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