oxymormon
a term used to describe a person who follows the ways of joseph smith but tries really hard to be something else and fails miserably. some examples– mormon sl-t, hard drinkin mormon
a feminist mormon is an oxymormon
a mormon who acts in a way noncompliant to the ways of the mormon church.
a: did you see her at the club? short skirt, and about three guys hanging off her? isn’t she a mormon???
b: nah, she’s an oxy-mormon.
a: -smiles and nods knowingly-
a member of the church of latter day saints (mormon church) who is either a liberal and/or progressive in their political views.
john: “hey did you hear that elder christensen is voting for obama?”
william: “yes, he is such an oxymormon.”
politics progressives liberals left democrats
one of any faith who states they belong to a religion, but frequently goes against that religion’s own beliefs.
bro 1: did you hear cathy is on birth control?
bro 2: yeah, but isn’t she catholic?
bro 1: well, i guess she’s an oxymormon now.
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