oxymoronia
noun: from the latin “oxy” “moronia” lit. “total state of douche-baggery”; a mental disorder in which the sufferer simultaneously holds two opposing view points on some particular issue; particularly if the two view points are mutually exclusive; often seen in circles of religious fanatics and fringe politicos.
ex 1:
person #1: “did you hear about that ‘pro-lifer’ that busted into that family planning clinic and killed those doctors and nurses?”
person #2: “yeah, cl-ssic case of oxymoronia: pro-lifer on a killing spree.”
ex 2
john mccain going on an anti-mma crusade because it’s “too violent”, and then a few short years later voting to go to war where tens of thousands are killed.
Read Also:
- Pissing Out Of Your Ass (POOYA)
when you have such explosive diarrhea that is in a completely liquid form (without the lumps) and feels as if you are p-ssing out of your -ss. there is such a strong steady stream that a p-sserby who hears you could easily mistaken you for taking an actual p-ss. i don’t know what was in […]
- pissed with the seat down
to make a simple mistake, a schoolboy error. taken from the terrificly silly act one can undertake if one fails to lift the lavatory seat whilst relieving one’s bladder. orton “dufresne, if you want to indulge this fantasy, that’s your business. don’t make it mine. this meeting’s over.” andy “look, if it’s the squeeze, don’t […]
- Southern Front
reference to the male genitalia, in the context of him “getting some”. “yo broski, how are things treatin’ you on the southern front?” “great man, i just got some -ss last night!” or “things are quiet on the southern front.” “ah, in a dryspell, eh?”
- Perf Alert
an alert for when a perfect situation arises. perf alert
- south shore
the most beautiful region of m-ssachusetts. the opposite of the north sh-r- (worst place in the u.s.). the south sh-r- softball team always wins when the play the north sh-r-. everyday after school and in the summer, just as the weather reaches 70, students at ths pack anywhere from 5-12 kids in their sh-tty beat […]