oxymoronic


adj.
of or having to do with an oxymoron
the concept of a funky white boy is oxymoronic.
having a desire for two opposite things.

“sally wants to get married and have kids more than anything, but her biggest fear is commitment.”

“yeah, i know…she’s so oxymoronic!”
mark smedley’s att-tude to life
1) you’re a non-conformist who hates anything out of the ordinary, you’re so oxymoronic.
2) you’re a woman, you’re so oxymoronic.
two things or people that are so alike and yet different
man, vinh and jami are so much alike and yet they’re so different, that’s oxymoronic.

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