oyster cracker
an over-worn pantyliner that smells like the dumpster behind long john silvers
i think jane has an oyster cracker in her dungarees…someone open a window.
strange coincidence when you and another person are thinking of the same thing at the same time.
jane: “you know what would be really good right now?”
jane & emily (in unison): “apple pie ice cream.”
jane & emily (looking at each other and in unison): “oyster crackers!”
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