Oyster Of The Little Man
the substance of one’s nose slurped out of one’s fingernails, ideally a big ole booger jellied in white mucus (the oyster) slurped from the tips of one’s french-manicured fingernails (the oyster’s sh-ll)
brett: you digging your nose?? disgusting!!!
katie: the oyster of the little man, for you my poor hobo. try it.
brett (slurping katie’s mucus-y booger out of her french-manicured fingernail): yummy! just have the tabasco sauce ready next time.
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