Oyster Swipe
when you are swiping a female and u pull out and then swipe into an oyster sh-ll with the oyster still in it and then the female slurps up that oyster swipe.
u know u have a seasoned female when her line in reference to an oyster swipe is, “p-ss me some lemon and tabasco for this oyster swipe.”
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