oyster test

a test that can ba administered easily on a person one is interested dating. take your date out to a restaurant that serves raw oysters.
a. if he eats them with a straight face, he will have no problem eating p-ssy and will provide many years of great l-b– licking service. women usually hang on to these kinds of guys.
b. if she eats them with a straight face, there is a great chance she will put just about anything in her mouth! she probably sucks a mean d-ck, swallows c-m willingly, and perhaps does a few other nasty things your last girlfriend wouldn’t dream of. favorable results equal a p-ssing score!
a. you know jamie, i like had this date last night, and you know, i gave him the oyster test, and he like devoured them all! it was like so s-xy. i like had to have him right away! he made me c-m like 7 times. i hope he doesn’t have a girlfriend. i’m like getting so h-rny again just talking about it!
b. hey jim, did that girl you took out last night p-ss the oyster test?
yeah! she sucked down two dozen and loved every second of it. i cant wait for the next date!