oyster


the part of the female genitalia that is comprised of the cl-t and the genital lips. when the lips have been parted, the lady’s anatomy is quite like the appearance of an oyster.
wow! did you see the oyster on that chick in the movie? she had very large lips. and her oyster was very, very moist!
a seafood. studies have proven that oysters contain a rare acid that ‘makes you h-rny’ by stimulating s-x hormones
oysters should be in your s-x lifes’ diet!
another name for the drug oxycotin
jordan gave me great oysters!!
oyster is london’s travel smartcard. you can put your travelcard or bus p-ss season ticket on it, add travel value (cash) to pay as you go or have a combination of both.

oyster cards are also reusable. this means that when your ticket expires you can buy another on the same oyster card, and when your travel value (cash) runs out, you can just top it up.
i used my oyster to get to work today.
the mother of a pearl. they are found in salt-water bodies.
i found a precious pearl in an oyster.
the slow acc-mulation of s-m-n in a woman’s underwear following a man’s -j-c-l-t–n inside of the v-g-n- when she stands up after reapplying said underwear
1. yeah, the s-x was great but this oyster in my panties is absurd.

2. i’ve changed my underwear like five times but i get another oyster every step i take.

3. bro if you wanna f-ck that chick go ahead, but i’m pretty positive she has an oyster considering she has not been to the bathroom since we left the bedroom.
1. a glob of phlem

2. a blob of s-m-n

3. the female genitals

(from the fact that these things are often slimy like an oyster)
an oyster sat on the middle of sidewalk, much to their disgust.

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