ozbot


a person of australian descent who has optimised the use of statistical probablilty to make decisions in everyday life. an antipodean human computer with preternatural powers of memory recall.
are you going to the pub tonight?

fair d-nk-m mate, there’s a 97.8% chance i shall carry out the aforementioned activity. i intend to celebrate the 18th anniversary of richmond tigers beating collingwood by more than 12 points.

hey guys, sounds like ozbot is coming to the pub too!

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