Ozzello
a foreign-looking hottie who has above average skills in everything, is no stranger to conversational tangents and thinks wearing a belt over cut-off sweatpants is flattering.
girl #1: i went to the grocery today and it was really crowded at the meat counter and i couldn’t reach over this guy’s shopping buggy to get the last package of chicken legs. so i asked him, (laughing) ‘excuse me. can you hand me that package of chicken legs?’
girl #2: what’s so funny?
girl #1: (laughing) he replied, ‘hey thank you. i get them looking that good because i work on ladders all day.’
girl #2: what? (confused)
girl #1: i was like, ‘what?’ and he says, ‘my legs, you like my legs.’
girl #2: (laughing hard) what an ozzello!
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