P.Elympian
a p.elympian is a person who when partaking in a school based p.e lesson takes it so seriously he seems to mistake it for the olympics.
typical traits of a p.elympian include:
– thinking they are far better than in reality they are
– being extremely compet-tive in sports such as badminton or cross country running
– celebrating a win or point scored in various events
– berating a team mate for a mistake or lack of effort
“look at gordon trying so hard”
“i know, what a p.elympian”
“yeah isn’t he just”
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