P Monkey


p monkey.

anything and everything irritating you, leading to prolonged ranting when drunk.

the act of drunkenly becoming increasingly irritated until one starts issuing fatwahs.
“after a few bottles dave becomes a real p monkey, laying into everything that is wrong with the world”

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